Chopstick Diet

So there's this new diet called Chopstick Diet, specifically for people who don't know how to use chopsticks.  The idea is, since they can't use chopsticks well, they'll eat slowly instead of gorging themselves with their forks and spoons.  And since they are eating slowly, their brains will have enough time to give the individual the sensation of being full.

I'm pretty awesome at using all sorts of utensils and cutleries.  Oh well.