Men should FART on women

One of the reasons why relationships between men and women go sour is that men don't FART on women enough. FARTing on women is a key to successful romantic relationships. As many of you know, I am a master at FARTing, so let me explain.

Focus
Attention
Respect
Transformation

Focus requires the concentration of our faculties. The mind of a man is distracted by all sorts of things. When having a deeply important conversation with a girlfriend or wife, men often replay in their minds the highlights from yesterday's basketball game. Focusing requires deliberate practice and patience. Being able to have a grip on ourselves is very important.

Attention is both what a woman wants and what a woman needs. After a man has been able to focus his faculties, he should devote that to his woman when she needs it. When a woman needs to talk to her man, he should be focused, and attentive. When she needs the man to speak to her, he should do so with attentiveness to her responses.

Respect must come from the guy no matter what happens. The man must respect the woman unconditionally. The adage "respect is earned" doesn't apply much in a romantic relationship. If it were so, most relationships would be doomed for failure. Instead, mutual respect is a key building block for success in the relationship.

Transformation is the fruit of the above parts. What may start out as a difficult relationship could experience great positive transformation! And of course, the power at work in this area is, of course, the Lord himself who guides us.

So please brothers -- please FART on ladies. It's good for you, and good for them.